5 days ago
I hope you're planning on coming to see me in my first musical theatre role since the 90s. I'll be playing the lead on 9/21, 9/27, & 9/29, but I'll be in another role for the other performances. Why not see it TWICE in order to take in ALL of the majesty?

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5 days ago
You know how when a cat looks at you you can see regality, grace, and an almost ancient generational knowledge as if they know all the secrets of the universe?

My cat doesn't have that. I'm amazed every time he can get from one side of a room to the other without falling over.
5 days ago
FLAWLESS ANIMAL DRAWINGS PART THE THIRD: Kwala https://t.co/hw9UDKZvnB brandonjcarr photo
1 week ago
MEETING NOTES: Flawless Animal Drawings Part 2 https://t.co/tKwPwmOTNN brandonjcarr photo
1 week ago
Please retweet my perfect cat drawing. If I’m to go viral for anything, it should be my incomparable mastery of the feline form.